Single Ladies Only!

Updated 11-28-99


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Odds are quite good that the person reading this is not a female. The wording of the link just begs a male to "click here". Hmmmmm, maybe you're gay, a priest or Michael Jackson! If so, you'll find no pictures of nude young boys on this site. You will find some jokes about queers, nuns and the like in "The Outhouse". Why not click over there.  If you are a lady, I am glad you stopped by. I feel I owe an explanation for this site. Please read on.

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This is me holding, Kirby McGregor. We think Kirby is a Tibetan Terrier but he came from the pound so who knows. The picture was taken on Thanksgiving 1999.
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Who is my
special lady?

I woke up one morning not long ago and decided that I needed to find "that special lady". All of the sudden I was 32 years old and almost all the folks I used to hang around with now have mortgages, two cars and at least 2 kids. As I pondered the problem (for the past year at least). I came to the conclusion that the traditional method of trial and error that most folks use when dating wouldn't work for me.

 
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Why the web? The answer to that is, why not! This web site gives access to information about me to anyone with a browser. You can review personal information, see a picture and communicate directly with me whenever you want. If you are real shallow and think I'm too ugly or something, no problem, you won't write me and I'll never know. This is painless rejection for me. On the negative side the web offers no face to face contact. This means that it is real easy for you not to respond at all. Also there is no way for sure for you to know if I am some kind of "weirdo".  Many people get a "vibe" from personal contact which would entice you to get to know me a little better. This is a problem that I simply cannot solve. Ultimately what I hope to happen is that we chat via E-mail for awhile then we meet face to face for an ice cream cone or something. If all goes well, maybe a date follows.

 
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I am a professional guy and between work and my daily workouts at the gym there isn't much time to spend going on lots of dates that will go nowhere. I decided that a little advertising could pre-qualify for both parties. I am a very logical guy and this makes good sense to me. I started out with the Matchmaker BBS and decided to expand to my own web site. Many of the questions asked on MM are very good. Click the link to the left to see my answers to these and a few of my own questions.

 

One key to understanding me is to look at the material in "The Out house". Some people may consider that stuff vulgar but I see it as poking fun at human nature. Simply put the human nature represented within the material is all TRUE. The truth is something that can't be hidden from. You can hide from it and call it vulgar if you want to but in the end....you'll lose, cause it is the truth. I prefer to go with the flow and laugh at what is funny rather than be a "stick in the mud". This doesn't mean that I agree with everything in those jokes nor does it mean that I'm a perverted "weirdo" but it does mean that I like to laugh at what is presented. I really do like to laugh.

Friday Fact is about my desire to learn more about the world around me rather than presenting information for other peoples consumption. Distributing E-mail and posting this information on this web is a task I undertake simply to foster my own desire to learn rather than an effort to teach. Folks on my E-mail distribution list have grown to expect Friday Fact on Friday. If I don't produce, I get asked where it is. This forces me to read and learn so I have something to send out on Friday. The old saying is, "the more you know the further you go." Well, I haven't got there yet. <Grin>

So far, I haven't said anything that women really like to hear, you know the romantic, sensitive stuff. Well that's because I am very much a man from Mars. This reference to Mars comes from the book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by John Gray. If you read the book you'll know what I mean. One of the jobs of that "special lady" will be to bring out the romantic, sensitive side of me. I am sure that it is there you'll just have to find it. <SMILE>  If you will just take a chance on me I promise you will not be sorry.

Well I've said all I can think of for now. To find out more of what I am thinking click over to Musings & observations. If you'd like to contact me the E-mail address is micheal@greatguy.com. You may also use your own E-mail editor if you wish as the address above will work there as well. One of the things that you may want to ask about is the spelling of my name. The simple fact is that somebody is going to wind up with a greatguy! Hope to here from you soon!

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