Sexist and nasty

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps Out of the girl.

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: How is woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q: What do you call a Mexican woman whose snatch hangs down to her ankles?
A: Cuntswaylow.

Contributed by Tim Baird

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