Politically incorrect & rude

A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says I want 69.
His wife says "why you want Beef and Broccoli now?"
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A Polish family is sitting in the living room. The wife turns to the husband and says
"Let's send the kids out to P-L-A-Y so we can fuck.
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How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.
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How can you tell if a girl is a redneck?
She can suck a dick and chew tobacco at the same time, and know what to spit and what to swallow.
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Why don't Italians have acne?
It slides off.
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong
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What's the best thing about a blowjob?
10 minutes of peace and quiet.
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Did you hear they came out with a new Selena doll?
Ken and Barbie needed a maid.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A Mechanic.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A Speech Impediment.
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What do you call a German tampon?
A Twatstika.
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Definition of a nice Greek Boy....
A Greek boy who takes a girl out twice before screwing her brother.
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What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
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What do toilets, clitoris, and an anniversary have in common?
Men miss them all.
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Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo"
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? NONE- He fell

Contributed by TAT2DLADY

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