LIMERICKS

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED CLAIRE
WHO POSSESSED A MAGNIFICENT PAIR,
OR THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
'TIL I SAW ONE GET CAUGHT
ON A THORN, AND BEGIN TO LOSE AIR.

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THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED HITCHIN
WHO WAS SCRATCHING HER CROTCH IN THE KITCHEN.
HER MOTHER SAID, "ROSE, IT'S THE CRABS, I SUPPOSE.''
SHE SAID, ''YES, AND THE BUGGERS ARE ITCHIN.''

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THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM BRIGHTON
WHO THOUGHT HE'D AT LAST FOUND A TIGHT'UN.
HE SAID, ''OH MY LOVE,
IT FITS LIKE A GLOVE.''
SAID SHE, ''BUT YOU'RE NOT IN THE RIGHT'UN.''

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT YOUNG HENRY LOCKETT?
HE WAS BLOWN DOWN THE STREET BY A ROCKET.
THE FORCE OF THE BLAST
BLEW HIS BALLS UP HIS ASS,
AND HIS PECKER WAS FOUND IN HIS POCKET.

Contributed by DJ on the Beach

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