These are the results of a recent contest held at the Black Rose pub in Boston's Fanieul Hall. The Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.
Judged as the top 4 Entries:
Entry # 1
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Entry # 2
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you look such a mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
Entry # 3
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known:
that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.
Entry # 4
There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.
Note: For those who don’t know….Ted Kaczynski is a convicted "mad man" who sent letter bombs to people he didn’t like.
Contributed by HWr7068303