Obligatory JFK Jr Jokes...
What was JFK Jr's favorite movie?
Splash
What do Republicans say about JFK Jr's political career?
All washed up.
Where do the Kennedys' go for their vacation?
All over Martha's Vineyard.
What was the forecast for Cape Cod?
Cloudy, with widely scattered bodies and debris
How did JFK Jr learn how to fly?
Crash course.
What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash?
Ocean Spray.
What was the worse thing about the crash?
He didn't have Teddy Kennedy with him.
Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the vineyard?
He said he'd wash up on shore!
What will they name the movie about JFK, Jr.?
Three funerals and a wedding.
What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
Your luggage will arrive before you do!
What do the Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
The runway.
"Picking up the Pace" Department:
Used to be that Kennedys drowned their women one at a time!
Contributed by Sandra V.
Back to...
The Outhouse!