Top Twenty Cigar Ad Slogans

20. It tastes good.
19. You want some muff? Just take a puff.
18. These aren't your father's cigars... or your mother's, for that matter.
17. When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?
16. You don't need a wad of Bill's to afford our cigars!
15. Because size really does matter.
14. The bigger the hole, the bigger we roll.
13. Available in small, medium, and donkey sizes.
12. The "fun-to-put-in" carcinogen!
11. Tastes Good, MORE Filling.
10. Something smells fishy!
9. New ribs for her pleasure.
8. After a strokin' it's still good for smokin'.
7. Long enough for a man, but made for a woman.
6. Won't leave a mess all over her dress!
5. All the flavor of a fine Cuban cigar...with the pungent aroma of a tuna canning factory!
4. These won't go floppy in your mouth.
3. The best thing you'll ever find in a box.
2. Melts in your mouth, not in her muff!
1. Batteries not included

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